You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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