Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
why didn't you poke me back
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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