Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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