you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You may now shotgun with the bride
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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