yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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