I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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