Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Randomize
