I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
So much rum. So many feels.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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