Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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