can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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