Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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