idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
