i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
