Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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