And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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