so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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