turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
