I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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