Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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