I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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