After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
There was a lot of him and a little penis
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
