It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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