I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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