I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
everyone is single if you try hard enough
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
be right there i have to get my cape
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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