If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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