I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
The adults are the big ones right?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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