At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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