guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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