I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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