I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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