Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So much rum. So many feels.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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