still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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