She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Randomize
