I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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