Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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