after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
