I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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