awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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