Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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