I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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