The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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