i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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