Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
