and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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