he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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