It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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