How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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