love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Randomize
