Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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