What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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